With a few days of playing around this.. and being sick..

I've realized I really, really like the "Random Questions" area in the profile.
I'll post some questions and then answer them right now.. (BRB :D)

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
Well you obviously need one of those snappy Samurai Peelers you see on infomercials all the time.

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
I have a dirty answer for this one.. so nevermind.

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
These are starting to get weird.. HEY That's a good answer!!

Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?
What?? Where was I raised? Ireland, then Minnesota, why?

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
Yes because I can't swim.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
Plastic spoons and forks, obviously.

Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
If they knew anything, they'd listen to the 80s station. But since birds have really tiny ass brains, I doubt they know much, so probably the country station.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
Well I said brown. Yay movie quotes!

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
Yes.

The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
I'd live my life as a non-toad.

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
Only if they're going green, and to be honest, I don't know many green fish.

Please come up with a more appropriate name for the ringtoe:
Hm, how 'bout Michael?

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
That - That just doesnt make any sense o.O

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
I would imagine clothes. Answering this question just reminds me of the Rocky Horror Show when they have Eddie for dinner :P

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
HAHA This just happened to me in the shower today. I tip my head until it comes out. It probably looks ridiculous but it works :)

Alright, now things are just repeating. I had fun with this :)


Before I forget, you should check out Last.fm; it's a really cool site. You can create your own "radio station" type thing. I'm literally always on it if, of course, I'm home. My url thingy is: last.fm/user/dream-warrior